And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Randomize
