She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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