So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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