why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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