My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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