This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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