Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
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