dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
