its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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