is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
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