I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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