Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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