i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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