from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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