your parents love me but you hate me
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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