i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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