Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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