what if I'm pregnant?
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No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
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