i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
he was CRYING into my vagina
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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