Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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