Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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