he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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