normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
