You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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