We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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