Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Buhtt sex?
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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