Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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