My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
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Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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