Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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