Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Randomize
