Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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