"it" just moved
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Randomize
