Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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