dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize