I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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