Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
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