It was confusing and full of hummus
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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