how can u be prego again
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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