In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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