i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
operation have a gay friend backfired
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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