I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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