The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize