Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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