so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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