no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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