I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I wear drunk well.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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