i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
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