I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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