You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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