we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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