i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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