SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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