Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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