I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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