barbara walters just said penis...
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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