are you still at the devil's house?
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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