Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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