maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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