She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Be still, my beating vagina.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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